To Trump's spokeswoman, Stephanie Grisham, it's all too unbearably silly.
Grisham said the disappearance from the public eye isn't unusual.
"Rest assured, I'm here at the @WhiteHouse w my family, feeling great, & working hard on behalf of children and the American people!" she said.
Hilariously, some even believe that she somehow managed to pry Barack Obama away from his wife Michelle, even though they're in it for the long-haul with Netflix.
She had been expected to stay for two to three days, but the first lady remained in hospital for five days, which led some to suggest her health problem was more complicated than suggested.
Her absence led some to speculate and draft conspiracy theories about the first lady. That was followed by the French president's three-day state visit to the White House, which included the first state dinner planned under her watch for more than 100 guests.
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Some needed more convincing than a mere tweet. It was dark but she looked fine, dressed in a tailored pantsuit with cropped trousers. "I will make every effort to "be best" at championing the many successful well-being programs in existence today that teach the tools and skills for emotional, social, and physical well-being", she said during a Rose Garden speech in which she outlined plans including meeting with tech executives about children's' online habits.
Meanwhile, the mocking, spoofing and mean-tweeting (aimed at POTUS mostly) on Twitter poured out.
The president himself is also not helping the situation either, making confusing comments when asked about his wife."Right there", he reportedly said while he pointed at an empty East Wing window. And some chalked up her absence as another example of her private tendencies. "She's doing great. Just look at us, right there".
"So. has the WH lost track of another immigrant?"
"Regardless of party, I think all Americans wish @FLOTUS only the best".
We haven't seen much of Melania Trump lately and it seems to be putting people on edge.